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Stamp Joke 1. Lick it, stick it and kiss it goodbye!

What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A stamp!

Stamp Joke 2.

One day a man decided to go sit on his porch and watch the sun rise and set. The next thing you know there is a blonde running to her mailbox. She kept running back and forth from her house to the mailbox for a good ten minutes.
Finally the man got tired of wondering, and asked, "Why do you keep running back and forth to the mailbox?"

The blonde replied, "My computer keeps saying I've got mail."

Stamp Joke 3.

How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde?

It has a stamp on it.

Stamp Joke 4. Hillary Clinton Commemorative Stamp

The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a picture of Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements while serving as the First Lady of our nation.

The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the "Hillary" postage was not being delivered. Senator Clinton demanded a full investigation into the allegations.

A special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several months and many dollars spent, made the following findings:

The stamp was manufactured properly.
There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.
People were just spitting on the wrong side

Stamp Joke 5.

What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we'll go places

Stamp Joke 6. The newlyweds

Two newlyweds go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy, the woman says, "Please be careful with me...I'm a virgin."

The puzzled man replies, "But you've been married three times before."
"I know," she says. "My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
My second husband was a gynecologist and he just wanted to look at it.
And my third husband was a stamp collector and God, I miss him."

Stamp Joke 7.

The US Postal Service is still one of the best deals around.
For 33 cents they'll carry your letter around for weeks and weeks.

Stamp Joke 8.

A lady bought a stamp at the post office and asked the clerk, "Shall I stick it on myself?"
The clerk replied, "It'll get there faster if you stick it on the envelope."

Stamp Joke 9.

Did you hear the one about the unstamped letter?
You wouldn't get it.